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"A
masterpiece."
Christie Schuler Smith, The Valdosta
Voice
"McDaniel
shows real storytelling talent and a penchant for irreverent humor."
Debbie Lee Wesselmann, author of
Trutor & the Balloonist and The Earth and the Sky
"A
little gem....I personally found myself laughing out loud far more
than is strictly healthy."
Booklore, The Site for
Book Lovers
"Wonderful
characters and clever situations, laced with a hilarious and occasionally
sick and twisted sense of humor....It's funny, exciting, poignant,
even scary, with some big surprises and nice twists...."
Brian Cartigan, Bookmuse.com
"There
have been many works that play with the ideas of a literal instantiation
of Death, guardian angels, and a less-than-perfect heaven. Some
have been good, some not so good, and some just plain bad. This one
belongs in the good box....Great fun."
Patrick Shepherd, Amazon Top 500 reviewer
HOW
TO SUCCEED IN HEAVEN WITHOUT REALLY DYING
is not a self-help book, but a darkly satirical, modern-day urban fairy
tale concerning the adventures of a young man coming to terms with life,
death, and all their crummy consequences. It's also the underground
novel that prompted a letter of complaint from a member of the Church
of Scientology, even though the author wrote enough to offend just about
everybody.
When
Micah Cohen was five years old, he lost his parents to a horrible accident.
He was convinced he would have died himself, had it not been for his guardian
angel -- in the form of a little girl he never saw again.
Now,
over twenty years later, Micah is living in the frenzy of Manhattan. With
Christmas right around the corner and no one to share it with -- add a
thankless job, no close family or friends, Micah believes that his life
has become too hard, his existence too inconsequential. Sadly, he decides
to end it all...but the attempt fails ridiculously.
That's
just when Coltan pops up in the middle of Micah's living room. Possessing
supernatural powers and a sadistic sense of humor, this bumbling "agent
for the afterlife" has come to collect Micah's soul. But there are
two slight problems: Micah is still alive, and now has second thoughts
about committing suicide. Reluctantly, Coltan must admit defeat.
Rejuvenated
by his new lease on life, Micah's determined to set things right. One
good thing comes in the form of Christine, a young homeless woman he befriends.
But soon Micah learns that she is more than she appears to be: his childhood
guardian angel, now grown up. (Naturally, they can't help but risk upsetting
the cosmic order of the universe by falling in love.)
Yet
this happiness may be fleeting. Just as Micah realizes how wonderful his
life has become, Coltan reappears to inform him that his days are now
numbered -- for Death Itself is hunting Micah down. And so Christine,
ever the dutiful protector, must prepare to do battle over Micah's soul.
Can
she save him? What does Death have in store? And who -- or what -- is
Coltan? Is he really working for Death as he claims, or a force far, far
more terrifying?
The
story was first developed as a screenplay titled HEAVEN SPENT, which received
some attention in Hollywood in late 2000 thanks to a favorable review
from the staff of entertainment website Aint It Cool News, citing
it as one of the best "undiscovered" scripts of the year.
Not
satisfied in letting his story sit on a shelf because producers deemed
the project too offbeat, dark and expensive for a feature film, author
Adam McDaniel reworked and rethought the material into a full-length novel.
Following is an email I received from one Micah Cohen, who shares the
same name as the lead character of my book. (And yes, this was a geniune
email.)
Man,
why'd you name the protagonist in your book "Micah Cohen"? You know,
now whenever I Google myself, which I don't do often but which other
people might do on occasion (hot chicks "google," right?), I come
up with your book and it smacks of some born-again propaganda and
I don't want to be associated with that. Can you please change the
name of the protagonist to something else? You're making me look
bad, man.
Thanks!
The
Real Micah Cohen
royalfortune@yahoo.com
Dear
Micah,
I
must sincerely apologize for the horrible, grievous torment that
you must have endured as a result of this unfortunate coincidence.
Alas,
it is rather difficult for me to change the character's name within
the book, as it has already been in print for the better part of
2 years. And, unlike those companies which produce tainted bottles
of aspirin and faulty baby carriers, issuing a worldwide recall
of the book is not within my budget at this time. Should I win the
lottery and have money to burn, well... I'll think about it as I
toss my Franklins into the fire.
With
all due respect, I must point out to you that, according to the
Yahoo and Google search engines, the name "Micah Cohen" has not
placed among the top 1,000 searchable names within their celebrity
indexes. It is very likely to assume, then, that the most frequent
persons who have performed searches of said name as of late are
you and me. (Strike that, actually; I don't think I've EVER searched.)
With
these, I hardly doubt the many theoretical/potential/assumed "chicks"
in question, of whom you so thoughtfully speak, will be swayed away
from your charms in relation to a fictitious character. If anything,
perhaps you might use such fame to your advantage. After all, I
share the same name with a
convicted child molester, and believe me, it's done wonders
for my social life.
Kindest
regards,
Adam
McDaniel
P.S.:
Regarding your "born-again propaganda" comment, fear not -- if anything,
HOW TO SUCCEED IN HEAVEN WITHOUT REALLY DYING is blatantly offensive
to our most popular religions, even sparking a letter of protest
from a member of the Church of Scientology! I'm sure this knowledge
will give you much peace of mind.
Rest
well.
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